Countless Americans eagerly await the transformation that occurs in less than two weeks. What Time magazine (Dec. 7) called the “Decade from Hell” will come to an end. But as we ice down the champagne and stuff the confetti bags, I’ve got one more piece of bad news: The decade might not be over.
This will be one of the most inconsequential columns you’ve ever read. Many of you are asking, “And how is that different from any of your other columns, John?” Fair question, but this column was fun to write and I hope it will be fun to read. What elevates this particular message to a level of breathtaking insignificance is my willingness to argue — in quite convincing fashion — both sides of a debate that bubbles up every 10 years: When is the decade really over?
First, though, let’s all agree that, whenever it ends, this decade in many ways is worse than any of us could have imagined. As Time’s Andy Serwer reported, it was “(b)ookended by 9/11 at the start and a financial wipeout at the end” with Hurricane Katrina (2005) falling in the middle. But is it over?
Yes, it’s finally over!
Many people call this decade The Oughts or The ’00s. Clearly, then, the decade includes years that have zero as the third digit. Next year, that third digit turns to a 1, so the end of the decade obviously is at hand.