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Towering, grungy mess no problem for honeymooners

The Columbian
Published: June 23, 2010, 12:00am

When Earl opened the door to the fire lookout that was to be my honeymoon love nest, all I could focus on was the mess. Dead flies lay everywhere, while a stovepipe dangling from the ceiling pointed to a pile of black that was soot or flies or both. The bed, the stove and everything loose was piled around the fire finder, completing the mess. And the windows, hundreds of them, were filthy.

I was just married, and in a few days would bring my new bride, Lynda, to a place I had described as a romantic, exotic hideaway. Whoops! One look at this, and I might spend the summer alone. And on top of that, my boss, Earl Taylor, who was Slate Creek Ranger District’s fire control officer, was spraying bug killer into the attic, so that more flies buzzed out of the cracks and spiraled down to join the other flies, soot and general grime.

When I crunched across the carpet of chitin, it was so disgusting that I almost forgot how scared I’d been climbing 50 feet to a catwalk built of boards that were way too far apart and teetered when stepped on. Fifty feet didn’t sound like much just hearing it, but my first time looking down between the catwalk boards convinced me that I had made a big mistake.

This lookout idea had sounded very romantic to me, so when Lynda told me that she had always wanted to work on a fire watch for the summer, I was excited. My anticipation grew as Earl and I led a pack train with our supplies for the first part of the summer along the road through lingering snowdrifts. As we emerged from the trees into the clearing, my first view of the tower balanced on the high point of the ridge had thrilled me with the possibilities. However, I now figured my only chance for romance here was to get this place at least partly cleaned up, even though Lynda was the most understanding female I’d ever known.

But Earl killed my hopes. “Charlie, let’s put up the shutters, get the stuff unloaded and get back to the station. You can clean up next week when your wife is here to help,” he said.

I started to protest, but he was the boss, and no one I knew ever argued with big Earl. As I slid sideways along the catwalk to the stairway trapdoor with my back pressed against the cabin for security, trying not to look down, I hoped that in the eight days before we manned our new home I could ease the shock for my new bride.

On June 18, 1966, the Nez Perce National Forest had two new lookouts as Lynda and I arrived at Slate Point overlooking the Salmon River north of Riggins, Idaho. On my mind was the normal man thing about getting my girl alone for the summer, but with it nagged the fear that the first impression inside the living quarters might ruin the mystique.

“Remember, it’s really grungy,” I cautioned as Lynda scrambled up the stairs, much more at ease than I with the increasing distance from the ground. When we opened the trapdoor to the catwalk, a little iciness in my veins reminded me of my fears: the height, of course, but mostly the loss of a perfect summer that I’d fantasized about so much.

“Yuck!” was inevitable when she crunched into the cabin with knitted brow. I held my breath wondering if she would cry, complain, leave or start cleaning up.

“Well, what do you think?” I asked, trying to step gingerly on the dead insects. She turned and threw her arms around my neck and kissed me long and hard. When she came up for air, her eyes swept 180 degrees of the southern view, glanced around inside the cabin, and finally focused on me. With her next laugh and the next kiss, I knew it would be a great honeymoon.

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