Looking amazingly like Vancouver businessman and philanthropist Ed Lynch, the “homeless man” ambled into the ballroom of the Hilton Vancouver Washington, pushing a grocery cart with a furry ball inside. As he passed a woman who seemed to be a dead ringer for recently retired council member Pat Jollota, a plaintive call issued from her lips: “Kitty, kitty, kitty.”
Ignoring her, the faux ragamuffin shuffled his cart toward former mayor Royce Pollard, and began to taunt him with insults about the shambles Esther Short Park had become.
A few minutes later, a man dressed as an Army Ranger with war paint on his face, strode into the room bellowing ”HOOAH!” That’s a military expression for pride, high morale and confidence — or anything else.
He said he was representing himself, and not Clark College president Bob Knight.
Then he engaged the 315 people in the ballroom in a marching cadence: “I don’t know, but I hear rumors; Mayor Pollard wears bloomers. I don’t know, but I’ve been told Mayor Pollard is good as gold.” The “Ranger” also recited an “Ode to Royce Pollard,” ending, ”So Royce, let me say, as a very dear friend, your legacy in Vancouver will never come to an end.”