Complainers, committees and crackpots
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Notes, quotes and anecdotes while wondering how many people know that (according to cbsnews.com) President Obama took 61 vacation days in his first 31 months in office (as of Friday) while at similar points in their presidencies George W. Bush had taken 180 vacation days, and Ronald Reagan had taken 112:
Roundabout rage: If youre wondering why the Hounds of Whinerville are locked on full-throat yelping about traffic roundabouts, there are two reasons. Roundabouts represent a departure from the status quo (a felony in the dog pound). And, roundabouts require learning and modified behavior among motorists (an unthinkable demand, according to the complainers).
Roundabouts dont work in all situations, but theyre especially effective at intersections with medium levels of traffic. The Washington Department of Transportation reports more than 120 roundabouts statewide, with many more planned, and its easy to see why. Roundabouts eliminate three hazards: There are no left turns, no red lights and no U-turns. That means virtually no T-bone crashes, plus reductions in rear-end collisions, at least for motorists who are willing to learn and adjust.
Latest new pejorative: Until recently, the popular insult was to call anyone who disagrees with you an elitist. But recently the anger-management-class dropouts (inspired by Rush Limbaugh) have shifted to snarling about the ruling class. This is code for Boy, howdy, I sure wish the last election had gone my way. Truth is, the ruling class is dominated by popularly elected public officials. Voters put them there to rule and if they dont perform satisfactorily, voters will replace them. Most Americans understand the system. Not so with complainers. When elections dont go their way, its easier to moan about the ruling class and grumble (pot, meet kettle) about other people waging class warfare.
Easy decision: How tough is the task for the new supercommittee that was formed as part of Congress debt-ceiling deal? Many so-called experts say the 12-person committee will only perpetuate the gridlock.
Maybe so, but looking at this with a wider perspective, the assignment seems pretty simple. A recent CNN/ORC International poll showed that 63 percent of respondents believe the supercommittee should increase taxes on the rich, 57 percent agree with major cuts in domestic spending, and almost two-thirds want no cuts in Social Security and Medicare. Sounds pretty simple to me. Get er done over brunch, then announce, There. We fixed it, and play golf the rest of the day.
Crackpots can advance, too: Remember when we voters used the primaries to weed out the weirdos and advance rational right-thinkers to the general election? Well, that theory doesnt always work. In Kennewick, last week, one Loren Nichols received 26 percent of the votes in a city council race and advanced to the Nov. 8 election. Whats wrong with Nichols? Among his beliefs is that illegal immigrants should be shot on sight because illegal entry into and occupation of our city by illegal aliens constitutes rape of Kennewick. This is not a misdemeanor. This is an offense that warrants the highest penalty. Oh, dear. Here we go again.
Sometimes (particularly in science) it seems like were becoming more civilized. Other times (especially in partisan politics) it seems like were sadly regressing to those dark days of unenlightened, knee-jerk behavior fueled by fear and hate.
Black-robed Writer of the Month: If there were such an award, my nomination for July would be Kentucky judge Martin Sheehan, who on July 19 ruled there was no need for a trial in a divorce case. Sheehan wrote that news of an amicable settlement having made this Court happier than a tick on a fat dog because (the Court) is otherwise busier than a one-legged cat in a sand box and, frankly, would have rather jumped off of a 12-foot step ladder into a 5-gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two-week trial a trial which, no doubt, would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory it is therefore ordered and adjudged by the court the jury trial is hereby canceled. Case closed!
John Laird is The Columbian’s editorial page editor. His column of personal opinion appears each Sunday. Reach him at email@example.com.