Letter: Survival tips for conservatives

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In the wake of President Obama's re-election, red-blooded conservatives need viable strategies to regain political momentum. A few of these might include:

  1. Continue the investigation of his actual birthplace. Kenya or Hawaii? Paraguay or Saudi Arabia? The next four years could yield up important clues that were previously overlooked.
  2. Re-litigate Obama's "Apology Tour." Need I say more? Your blood pressure spikes at the mere mention of this iniquity, doesn't it?
  3. Obama's second term will surely yield up a vast number of opposition book titles, much as his first term did. Regnery Publishing will keep churning these out like sausages, so snarf up as many as your bank account allows.
  4. Blame the mainstream media.

Gerald R. Johnson

Washougal