If insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result, I must have slipped over the ledge when it comes to Facebook. I continue to log on, even though I know I’ll inevitably wish I hadn’t.
Case in point: During my last visit, my friend Lisa posted a message asking for advice. She has two roosters who fight incessantly, and she’s not sure how to handle this critical problem.
Let’s see, another monster storm is bearing down on the Northeast, North Korea (home of the unicorn lair) is threatening to test more nukes, gas prices are soaring and Chris Christie is dangerously overweight — but Lisa’s at wit’s end over bickering roosters. Another friend, who is obviously overflowing with common sense, replied, “How about getting rid of one of the roosters?” Problem solved, right?
Uh, no. Lisa responded, “Get rid of one of my babies? I could never do that. LOL.” For the love of Zuckerberg, I can’t believe I’m actually reading a post about quibbling roosters when I could be doing something much more productive, like watching shadows on a fence.