Do you remember rock musician Ted Nugent’s macho promise of a year ago? He growled “If Barack Obama is president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Well, I went online searching for a police report or an obituary to confirm that Nugent kept his word. None found.
What I did find were images of the National Rifle Association mouthpiece holding a guitar in his cold dead hands, which evidently have the power to turn musical instruments into WMD (weapons of musical destruction).
I also saw a video of this stone-cold killer sitting in a tree with some state-of-the-art weaponry that he uses to rain death down on Bambi who unluckily strolled under that same tree. He really loves killing stuff.
I hope Teddy doesn’t deliver on his promise to leave this world. It’s entertaining watching this little guy squeal his way through life.