Sen. Ted Cruz was in Iowa last weekend to hunt pheasant, and activists. He found both.
He didn’t fire into anyone’s face (Dick Cheney), wear freshly pressed camouflage (John Kerry) or boast of shooting varmints (Mitt Romney). He had his own shotgun flown in by United Airlines as checked baggage and tramped through brush as if that’s how he spent all his weekends. Cruz even managed a little “Duck Dynasty” humor: “Someone make a pillow,” he shouted as a bird tumbled out of the sky, or “just turn them straight into McNuggets.”
Iowa is a shallow place, at least politically. Candidates put themselves through various rites of passage to prove they’re sufficiently conservative for the state’s Republican base. The one who fakes it best wins.
The straw poll and caucuses sometimes make a presidential candidate. More often, they are a killing field for ambition. Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, with her air-conditioned tent, country music star Randy Travis and hot-fudge sundaes, won the straw poll in 2011. That dried up money and enthusiasm for former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, who had a better chance of becoming president than the eventual nominee. Thanks, Hawkeyes.