Hello to Vancouver, we the members of Party Poopers United. Every year we look forward to the Fourth of July so we can complain, whine and snivel. We don’t like noise, fireworks, any kind of celebration. We want everyone to live a boring, unexciting life as we do. So we shall always complain about noise, lights, laughing, barbecue smoke, etc. Our only joy in life is to make others as miserable as we are.
Once we’ve destroyed the Fourth we’ll go after the New Year’s holiday to stop the noise and celebration there, too. Then it’s onto birthday parties, as this teaches children to laugh, eat too much ice cream, and run wild making noise.
This is a lot to go after but as we tremble under our beds with the dog, we hope one day to make others grumpy like us.
Wayne Alexander
Vancouver
