Whose parents? Kristol’s weren’t exactly manning the dikes — or the ‘burbs. His father, Irving Kristol, was a public intellectual and columnist, and his mother, Gertrude Himmelfarb, is a scholar and historian. What wonderful good luck to be born of such parents, who could indulge their children with an intellectually stimulating home and a fine education, and to be spared the earnest pursuits of the bourgeoisie.
Accomplishments galore
One naturally wonders, meanwhile, what Kristol considers an accomplishment. Did Steve Jobs accomplish anything by revolutionizing communications through creation of the Apple kingdom? What was the civil rights movement? Just a dream, I suppose. Women’s rights? Never mind. The World Wide Web? Come on, Bill.
Kristol lavishly praises the greatest generation. Who doesn’t? I liked them, too, but I just called them my parents.
He points out that earlier presidents — from Harry Truman to George H.W. Bush — “all had accomplished things, often difficult things, in their personal and public lives before they ran for president. … That all served in the military is only a small part — though a telling part — of the story. The boomer presidents, of course, didn’t serve, or barely served.”
OK, I’ll give him that one.
But is Kristol suggesting that only those who have served in the military should become president? That would be one way of vastly reducing the pool of female candidates. By “barely served,” he must be referring to George W. Bush, since Bill Clinton didn’t serve and Barack Obama, b. 1961, was underage during Vietnam, which ended in 1975.
Speaking of which, were the 58,000 troops who died in Vietnam merely seeking rather than striving? All right, fine, too harsh. Besides, it’s not that Kristol is averse to war. He vigorously supported the war in Iraq and has defended it since.
Implicitly — and rather coquettishly, I might add — Kristol defined the terms of his assault on Jeb Bush. Rather than say that Bush is merely another of those indulged, Ivy League boomers, he laid it all at Hillary Clinton’s feet, damning the past three presidents, insulting millions of his own cohorts, and revealing a measure of self-contempt in the process.
Perhaps Kristol was exorcising some of his own demons with this column — resolving long-simmering issues resulting from having been an indulged boomer who didn’t serve in the military and whose accomplishments are in the vein of commenting on the actions of others.
Not that there’s anything wrong with writing opinion for a living.