The season started early this year.
The one about glad tidings and peace on Earth? The one about good will toward all? The one in which millions of Americans celebrate the birth of Christ? Nah, we’re talking about the season of mock outrage — mockrage? — in which a small faction of Christians asserts that there is a nefarious “War on Christmas” in this country.
I know, I know, it’s a bit early for that, but in this age of media overreaction, it’s never too soon to get a jump on things. Besides, with Bill O’Reilly last year proclaiming “I won the ‘War on Christmas’ ” and hopefully retiring from the battle, somebody has to pick up the mantle of sanctimony and martyrdom.
That somebody, apparently, is a man who calls himself “an American evangelist, Internet, and social media personality” — which might or might not be code for “insufferable nudnik.” Anyway, this guy posted a video in which he raged against Starbucks for having simple, red, unadorned cups this year to mark the holiday season. “Do you realize that Starbucks wanted to take Christ, and Christmas, off of the brand-new cups?” he intones. “That’s why they’re just plain red.”
Which is rather odd, considering that Starbucks’ seasonal cups in the past have featured winter scenes such as snowflakes and reindeer, but never anything tied to the religious meaning of the season. It also seems odd considering that the chain still sells and actively promotes it “Christmas blend” of coffee. But “odd” is currency these days, and so this insufferable nudnik has garnered some 12 million views of his video, landed on CNN, and sparked an inexplicable national discussion.