Washington or Oregon?
I know, I know, it’s an easy call. Only one of those states, after all, has self-serve gasoline. (Hint: It’s us!) And only one of them has a world-class city. (Us, again!) Yet that did not prevent the largest papers in each state from compiling competing lists last week espousing the reasons their locale is better.
The need for such a list is unclear. Surely, the combined weight of Starbucks, Amazon, Microsoft and Costco is enough to assert Washington’s power against the might of Nike. Undoubtedly, the majesty of Mount Rainier dwarfs that of puny Mount Hood. Clearly, a status as the apple capital of the world is preferable to being known for hazelnuts. Washington’s superiority is such that even the presence of the nation’s largest nuclear waste repository cannot taint it.
Sure, we will give bonus points to The Oregonian for creativity. They noted that “We have a whole mountain,” taking aim at our poor, peak-less Mount St. Helens. And they point out that Portland has Sleater-Kinney (the band, not the road) and, to be honest, Washington has no retort to compete with America’s greatest rock band.
But the advantages of living in Washington become clear faster than one can say, “Go Seahawks!,” which is less of a mouthful than, “We don’t have state income tax!” or “We’ve never had a governor resign in disgrace!”