By Greg Jayne September 21, 2014 6 a.m.
Phew! I'm glad we cleared that up. I'm glad we answered that question. I'm happy there are no lingering doubts about the impact a proposed oil terminal at the Port of Vancouver would have on a proposed waterfront development nearby.
By Greg Jayne September 14, 2014 6 a.m.
I come today not to speak about Ray Rice. Many words have been expended by minds much brighter than mine on Rice and domestic violence and the indefensible inaction of the National Football League.
By Greg Jayne September 7, 2014 6 a.m.
David Darby, the best evidence suggests, is a true believer. A rebel with a cause. A 69-year-old scofflaw whose ideology is so entrenched that he will travel down the most arcane of legal avenues in pursuit of his goal.
By Greg Jayne August 31, 2014 6:02 a.m.
Admittedly, it can't be easy being a politician. All of that legislating and lawmaking and representing can wear on a person. And when you aren't making laws, you're campaigning so you can stay in office and make more laws.
By Greg Jayne August 24, 2014 6:01 a.m.
Ahhh, this is the life.
By Greg Jayne August 17, 2014 6:01 a.m.
What about Jennifer Huston?
By Greg Jayne August 10, 2014 6:01 a.m.
On Thursday, two days after the primary, Chris Rockhold was literally picking up the remnants of his campaign.
By Greg Jayne August 3, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I promise, there won't be any mention about how time flies when you're having fun.
By Greg Jayne July 27, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I knew there was a reason I didn't become a school district administrator.
By Greg Jayne July 20, 2014 6:01 a.m.
It always is inspiring.
By Greg Jayne July 13, 2014 6:01 a.m.
My guess is that they were too busy laughing. That’s just a hunch, but I think it’s a solid one. After all, that was my reaction.
By Greg Jayne July 6, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I wouldn't do it, that's for sure. I don't have the guts or the moxie or the commitment. I don't have the dedication or the ego or the sense of self-righteousness.
By Greg Jayne June 29, 2014 6:01 a.m.
What in the name of the Eiffel Tower is going on around here? There was Ikea. And then there was health care. And now … now we have … soccer? Why, it's the Euronization of America, and that is downright, er, um, it's downright un-American.
By Greg Jayne June 22, 2014 6:01 a.m.
Guess what: I might be wrong.
By Greg Jayne June 15, 2014 6:01 a.m.
The letter to the editor was thought-provoking and to the point: "After the knee-jerk editorial … perhaps The Columbian editorial board could explain what in heaven's name the Troutdale high school shooting has to do with background checks?"
By Greg Jayne June 8, 2014 6 a.m.
There's a brilliant moment in the brilliant Pixar movie "The Incredibles" in which the villain, Syndrome, talks about how the weapons he concocted have given him powers equal to that of any superhero.
By Greg Jayne June 1, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I didn't even get to suspend anybody.
By Greg Jayne May 25, 2014 6:01 a.m.
For me, personally, it hasn't made a bit of difference.
By Greg Jayne May 18, 2014 6:01 a.m.
Michael Delavar had a snappy retort.
By Greg Jayne May 11, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I'm not sure we're getting this whole tolerance thing. You know, the one defined as "sympathy or indulgence for beliefs or practices differing from or conflicting with one's own."
By Greg Jayne May 4, 2014 6 a.m.
The voice mail was thought-provoking, the kind that makes you go “Hmmm” in between cringes.
By Greg Jayne April 27, 2014 6:01 a.m.
The rhetoric is better in this part of the newspaper. More powerful. More articulate. More insightful and yet often more insipid.
By Greg Jayne April 20, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I was sad. I was sullen. I was morose and gloomy and glum. Why, you might even say I was saturnine — if you happened to have a thesaurus handy.
By Greg Jayne April 13, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I don't have the answers.
By Greg Jayne April 6, 2014 6:01 a.m.
Phew! I'm glad that's over.
By Greg Jayne March 30, 2014 6:01 a.m.
Childhood, it would seem, is different than it used to be. I know, I know, this conclusion doesn’t involve incredibly perceptive powers of parental observation; it simply requires contact with modern kids and an exceptionally long memory that reaches back to your own childhood.
By Greg Jayne March 23, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I'm no statistician, but I'm not sure the numbers add up when we talk about remaking the Clark County Board of Commissioners.
By Greg Jayne March 16, 2014 6:01 a.m.
It's almost like the death of an old friend. Unless you don't like the Columbia River Crossing project, in which case it's like the death of that annoying neighbor who kept disabled cars in his front yard, had a gun range in the back, and liked to loudly share his love of Nickelback with the entire neighborhood.
By Greg Jayne March 9, 2014 6:01 a.m.
The solution is painfully obvious: If you don't wish to serve gays or blacks or Muslims or hermaphrodites or druids … then don't open a business that caters to the public.
By Greg Jayne March 2, 2014 6:01 a.m.
There ought to be a name for it. There ought to be a descriptive term for that time in life when your age and your experience and your accomplishments deliver you to the intersection where Curmudgeon Street collides with Elder Statesman Avenue.
By Greg Jayne February 23, 2014 6 a.m.
As any number of inspirational quotes reminds us, you must dream big in order to achieve great things. Or, as author Israelmore Ayivor puts it, "Never leave the egg in you not laid," which probably lands somewhere between inspirational and bizarre.
By Greg Jayne February 16, 2014 6:01 a.m.
The reality of change is that it never is as wonderful nor as dreadful as advertised. Never, unless we're talking about when you finally decided to shave your balding head (wonderful), or when you got that ridiculous perm in high school (dreadful).
By Greg Jayne February 9, 2014 6:01 a.m.
The super rich, it would seem, are different from you and me. It's not just the yachts, or the private planes, or the villas in Monaco. It's just that, well, there's something different in their makeup and their demeanor and their way of thinking. Not better, mind you, but different.
By Greg Jayne February 2, 2014 6:01 a.m.
Admittedly, I'm still a little torn.
By Greg Jayne January 26, 2014 6:01 a.m.
Richard Sherman was running around like an over-caffeinated ferret, giving high-fives, soaking in the cheers, reveling in his status as one of the best players in the National Football League.
By Greg Jayne January 19, 2014 6:01 a.m.
As somebody who typically can see the gray in any black-and-white situation, there aren't a lot of things I say with absolute certitude. This is one of them: "American Experience" is the best show on television.
By Greg Jayne January 12, 2014 6:01 a.m.
The news arrived last week under the headline, "Analysis says tolls can make CRC financially viable." That's a big story. That's an important story. That's a story that might as well have said, "Sticking a pencil in your eye can cause some damage."
By Greg Jayne January 5, 2014 6:01 a.m.
I tried. I really tried. I tried to avoid wading into the "Duck Dynasty" kerfuffle, but sometimes the derp gets so deep that you can't avoid stepping in it.
By Greg Jayne December 29, 2013 6:01 a.m.
It's rare. It's uplifting. It's inspirational.
Camas quarterback Reilly Hennessey looked up at the scoreboard, saw the big lights, and it was all so real. The Papermakers were up by 13 points, late in the fourth quarter.
By Greg Jayne December 22, 2013 6 a.m.
Spoiler alert: Don't let your children read this column.
By Greg Jayne December 15, 2013 6:01 a.m.
We should be better than this.
By Greg Jayne December 8, 2013 6:01 a.m.
Above all, I have one hope.
By Greg Jayne December 1, 2013 6:01 a.m.
Sarah Palin, apparently, didn't get the memo.
By Greg Jayne November 24, 2013 6:01 a.m.
Americans, it would appear, are becoming less and less generous.
By Greg Jayne November 17, 2013 6:01 a.m.
A column I wrote a couple weeks ago about the Clark County Republican Party led to an interesting conversation with a friend of mine. The local Republicans had chastised Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler for voting to end the government shutdown, and I questioned whether it was wise for officials to cannibalize one of their own as part of an ongoing fight for the soul of the party.
By Greg Jayne November 10, 2013 6:01 a.m.
Now that the election has ended and the people have spoken and the results have been tallied, the time has arrived for the most important part of the entire process — removing those campaign signs.
By Greg Jayne November 3, 2013 6 a.m.
I remember the first time I voted.
By Greg Jayne October 27, 2013 6:01 a.m.
I sure hope they know what they're doing.
By Greg Jayne October 20, 2013 6:01 a.m.
I like David Madore. Well, I've never actually spoken with the man, but I like the fact that he's willing to shake up county government.