‘Tis the season for bowl games, and we have 41 (yes, 41) at our disposal. They have a bowl game for everything (The Belk Bowl. What’s a Belk?)
So we felt that all of Clark County’s antics were perfect fodder for creating our own slew of bowl games specifically for Clark County. Play ball.
• Beautifying the Waterfront Bowl: Sponsored by the Port of Vancouver and Tesoro-Savage.
• The East County Bridge Bowl: Sponsor was not found for this bowl.
• No Tolls.com Bowl: This bowl game doesn’t exist, yet the tickets are free.
• Don’t Do Stupid Stuff Bowl: Sponsored by The Columbian.
• Doing Stupid Stuff Bowl: Sponsored by the M&M Boyz.
• Did Stupid Stuff Bowl: Sponsored by the county charter.
• The Thank God I’m Outta There Bowl: Sponsored by Steve Stuart.
• The What Was I Thinking Bowl: Sponsored by Jeanne Stewart.
• The Boldt Bowl: Sponsored by the Liz Pike Write-in Campaign.
• Madore’s Worst Nightmare Bowl: Sponsored by Marc Boldt.
• The Benton Bowl: Sponsored by The Washington State Unemployment Department.
• King Madore Bowl: Sponsored by Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
• Mielke For All It’s Worth Bowl: Sponsored by Tom Mielke.
• Eyman It For Me Bowl: Sponsored by Initiatives Make Me Rich and Popular.