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Everybody Has a Story: First-grade whiz teaches a life lesson

She recalls the formative experience we all dreaded to have.

By Gail Ceres Nichols Golden, Ridgefield
Published: September 21, 2019, 6:06am

On July 30, the Battle Ground High School class of 1950 held its 69-year class reunion. Because we are all in our late 80s, we get together every year. Most of us went through all 12 years of school together.

We had many graduates who did well in the community. To name a couple whom people will recognize, “Hap” Hapala became athletic director for the Evergreen School District and Jim Shinn became a cartoon artist for The Columbian. (I was in his art class in junior high. He got As.) As for myself, I made my “splash” in first grade — and it was a biggie!

I wet my pants. As it ran down my seat, the boys started to laugh, and I started to cry. Mrs. Sly, our teacher, immediately sent everyone out for an unscheduled recess. She hadn’t seen my hand raised. She was very sympathetic and washed my undies and put them on the radiator to dry. No more was said about my accident for the rest of the day.

When I went home, I did not share the incident with my family. Unfortunately, my secret didn’t last for long. The following day, my sister Betty, who was in seventh grade, came home from school and clobbered me. Seems a boy in my class had a brother in her class. She was humiliated.

Now, if my children, grandchildren or great grandchildren should read this — I want to assure them that this happened long ago, and that now I always make sure there is a restroom close by.


Everybody Has a Story welcomes true, first-person tales by Columbian readers, 1,000 words maximum, and relevant photographs. Send to: neighbors@columbian.com or P.O. Box 180, Vancouver WA, 98666. Call “Everybody Has an Editor” Scott Hewitt, 360-735-4525, with questions

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