Brevity is the new norm. For that, we can thank Twitter’s 140-character limit. Another communication straitjacket is the increasingly popular six-word maximum. The best arbiter for this is Smith Magazine, which has published several books with six-word memoirs. For details, visit http://www.smithmag.net.
In the magazine’s “work” category, creative contributors described their jobs and offices in exquisite brevity, each with just six words. Examples: “Beware the ears of the watercooler.” And: “Billing always brings the best casseroles.” Plus my favorite: “Italian company: NEVER criticize your boss!”
Here in the Northwest and Clark County, the six-word theme is in full flourish. It guides our local Hounds of Whinerville through their doctrine of BANANA (Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything). Here are other six-word maxims that should resonate with Columbian readers:
Gov. Chris Gregoire looks into her crystal ball: “Budget deficits or retirement? Tough choice!”
Habitual statewide candidate Dino Rossi confesses: “Three strikes batting against liberal women.”
Six-word secret about the 3rd Congressional District’s representative: “Herrera can’t spell Jamie or Butler.”