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Jayne: Grace is gone; is there any hope of getting her back?

By Greg Jayne
Published: May 1, 2016, 6:01am

Grace, a longtime fixture in the United States and a staple of American society, has been reported missing and is presumed dead.

Often equated with humility, composure, dignity, decency, and poise, Grace has been described by Webster’s as “a controlled, polite, and pleasant way of behaving.” Her influence has been evident in many U.S. presidents, starting with George Washington. Her presence has contributed to many of America’s greatest accomplishments, including the space program of the 1960s. And her impact has been felt throughout history, such as with the Marshall Plan that rebuilt Europe following World War II.

Many consider the Marshall Plan to be among Grace’s finest hours in the United States, as the nation contributed $13 billion to European countries — roughly $130 billion in current dollars. There were political motivations, of course, as the United States was attempting to stem the influence of Soviet-led communism from Eastern Europe; and there were financial interests, as the American economy benefited from trading partners in a recovering Europe. But there also were humanitarian concerns that reflected the impact that Grace had on U.S. society.

Yet, historians say, the fickle nature of Grace could be seen simultaneously in the Red Scare that permeated portions of American society in the post-World War II years. Many people also note a lack of Grace in the genocide of Native Americans during the 1830s, in slavery prior to the Civil War, and in the interment of American citizens of Japanese descent during World War II. Grace always seemed to reappear in America following such periods of upheaval, however, providing the public with great faith in her durability.

Loss of humility, composure

Now, with the 2016 presidential campaign, many experts fear that Grace has been driven from American society for good.

Republican candidate Donald Trump has said of people from Mexico, “They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” He has repeatedly referred to fellow candidate Ted Cruz as “Lyin’ Ted.” And he has taken to calling Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton “Crooked Hillary.” In the absence of Grace, this has inexplicably made Trump the front-runner for the Republican nomination.

Clinton, for her part, on several occasions has insulted the intelligence of American voters. She said that when her husband’s reign as president ended, “We came out of the White House not only dead broke but in debt.” It has been revealed that she used a private email server as secretary of state, and she has changed her story about it multiple times. And for years her natural defense mechanism has been to blame a “vast right-wing conspiracy” or some other paranoid fantasy for her own shortcomings. Each of those instances were known to have offended Grace’s sensibilities.

And now, officials fear, Grace is gone.

One of the signs of her demise, experts say, is a Republican campaign that has devolved to the infantile level of penis jokes, with verbal assertions from Trump that he is man enough to handle the job of president. Another is John Boehner, a former Speaker of the House, calling Cruz, a fellow Republican, “Lucifer in the flesh” and saying, “I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” Some of her friends, however, believe that Grace would have appreciated the hilarity of Boehner’s remarks.

Sociologists also point out that Grace’s absence has moved beyond the realm of presidential politics. In Clark County, for example, the actions of Councilor David Madore have repeatedly reflected a lack of humility, composure, dignity, decency, and poise — and this has resulted in poor governance and a diminished sense of community.

While the investigation is ongoing, experts believe that Grace has been killed not by one strike but by a thousand paper cuts. Her loss is mourned by millions.

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