Things are starting to heat up around here! Last week I mentioned running through the sprinklers and eating Popsicles as my go-to cooling methods when I was young and carefree. Now that I’m old and uptight, I employ less fun ways to beat the heat. Air-conditioning? Check. Bottled water in the fridge? Check. SPF 50+ sunscreen lotion applied head to toe?
Check, check, check.
But hang on. Surely there are other ways to give hot days the cold shoulder. Strap an ice pack to your upper arm? No? Too literal?
OK, here’s an idea. Return the ice pack to the freezer, find a comfy spot, and can you guess what I’m going to say next? It rhymes with “feed a cook” — yes, that’s it — read a book! The amount of BTUs expended while reading are much less than, say, filling up ice cube trays or fanning yourself with a magazine, so keep your body’s temperature down with the help of a good book.
Now, a word of advice. Although the act of reading requires very little energy, some books are hot, hot, hot; so, romance readers, might I suggest keeping a bowl of ice nearby while you’re engaged in stories of l’amour?