Avis Horjus
Oh The Places You’ll Go! ( In Vancouver)
Why do I love Vancouver? Oh where do I start?
There’re so many things that are dear to my heart.
We’re a city that isn’t too big or too small
But once you look round you see we’ve got it all.
So let’s take a tour and then you will know
Why I love the Couv. Oh the places we’ll go!
Now call all your friends and gather your brood
It’s time to get going, let’s start with the food!
At Vancouver Pizza they serve a great pie
La Botega’s gnocchi can just make me cry
Rumaki at Charlie’s, wine from Gouger’s
Burritos from Muchas and breakfast at Gray’s
Then try that lamb of Jerusalem Café’s.
Next stop is Mint Tea where we’ll munch baklava
And pick up some incense, smells great! Ooh, la la
Mon Ami and Je T’aime, oh the crepes oh the bread
The coffee the pastries! What more need be said?
Get a Tip Top martini or Salmon Creek Brew
Catch a Reuben at Brick House, they’ll make one for you
Then at Pop Culture there’re sodas galore
You can try one you’ve not heard of before.
There are two tasty tigers that in the ’Couv caper
A Thai in a Garden and one they call Paper
In ice cream Vancouver has the Renaissance
We call ICR and it’s par excellence.
Now that we’ve eaten let’s go outdoors
Out where there aren’t any windows or floors
We have gardens and parks here in Urban Abundance
A bounty of beauty that’s pleasant redundance.
In Esther Short Park salmon leaps up a tower
While down below there’s a fountain that showers
The farmers are selling their veggies and fruit
We’ll browse through the crafts and we’ll find something cute.
And then if you want to stroll down to the river
The garlicky muscles at Joe’s make me quiver
On the terrace at Beaches we’ll lounge in the breeze
And gaze at the sailboats, with drinks if we please.
Then we’ll cross the land bridge and visit the fort
There’s a great deal of history here to report
If it’s July there may be an encampment
Our history buffs here just love re-enactment.
Then over to Pearson Airfield and Museum
They’ve got some old airplanes and we can go see ’em
Across the parade ground to Officers Row
Is one more place that it’s pleasant to go.
Vancouver has so much to love and to do
I know that you’re tired but we’re just not through
Vancouver’s creative! Our art scene abounds
With poetry, theater, puppets and sounds.
Marionettes play for free in The Space
Why folks here perform just all over the place.
There’s even a school devoted to arts
And our town supports it in all of its parts.
There’re so many swell galleries here in the Couv
That sometimes I feel like I live in the Louvre
Just wander uptown and go on a pub crawl
The joints have all got local art on the wall.
You want natural beauty? We’ve got that in spades
From mountains to beaches and lush old growth glades.
In any direction you head out of town
Outdoor adventure is easily found.
If you like cycle just go to Bad Monkey
The bike and skate shop that’s friendly and funky
Or Vancouver Cyclery if you can race
They’ve got a team that can sure keep the pace.
And I love Fit Sisters where cool girls work out
And Columbia Dance, let’s give them a shout
And Broadway Station where I get my mail
Lauri who runs it is such a nice gal.
And if you want to grow up to be smart
Our fairest city’s a great place to start
If you got what it takes and you want to succeed
Here in Vancouver we’ve got all you need.
We’ve got Clark College and WSUV
So you can go there to earn a degree
When you’ve been educated I’m sure that you’ll see
Here in Vancouver’s the best place to be.
Those are a few reasons that I love the Couv
You can say what you want just don’t ask me to move!