You plan to travel. You plan to travel with cake. Why not? It’s good company, and unlikely to snag the window seat.
First, you contact the Transportation Security Administration. These days, transportation security is administered with rigor, and you don’t fancy your fancy cake getting smashed — or snatched — in the process.
Indeed, given its buttery vanilla crumb and showy cranberry crown, you fear some corrupt character with a gun asking it to step aside for closer inspection. Much. Closer. Inspection.
Edible companions travel under seemingly capricious rules. Jell-O, cranberry sauce, gravy and maple syrup: no. Cake: yes. Subject to additional screening. The authorities must have their reasons, but try telling that to the creamy dip in need of a vacation.