Cast: Quvenzhane Wallis, Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx.
Director: Will Gluck.
Screenplay: Will Gluck, Aline Brosh McKenna.
Running time: 118 minutes.
Rated: PG for some mild language and rude humor.
It’s worth recalling that for adults in 1982, “Annie” was a spectacular disaster. For kids, one of whom was me, it was up there with “The Sound of Music” as a musical classic.
The 2014 version is the same: a flawed movie that kids will inexplicably love.
The best to be said of the remake is that Will Gluck and company have certainly made the story, and most of the songs, their own. But, aside from originality points, it is a charmless and grossly materialistic bore.
“Annie” has always been a strange beast, with its grand New Deal politics juxtaposed with the tale of a rich savior taking in a plucky orphan. Here, Annie (Quvenzhané Wallis) is a foster kid living with a handful of pre-teen girls under the lazy supervision of Hannigan (Cameron Diaz) in her Harlem apartment.
Diaz talk-yells at the girls with such unnatural shrillness that it fails at being cruel, comic, or drunken. This is no Carol Burnett.