In the dark of night, a vicious killer raised a baseball bat covered in barbed wire at his captives — a beloved crew of zombie-apocalypse survivors a devoted audience of millions has followed for years on one of basic cable’s top-rated shows. And, as Sunday’s episode made clear, one of “The Walking Dead’s” survivors would survive no more.
After a macabre round of “eenie meenie,” the killer’s bat came down. The screen went black. We heard sickening thwacks and screams of terror. And that devoted audience found that, to its horror, the only thing worse than watching a beloved character die was having to wait until the AMC show’s return in October to find out who.
“The Walking Dead’s” undead army of online re-cappers rushed to their keyboards — but, for once, viewers were left on their own at the edge of cliffhanger one commenter likened to a “cheap cop-out.” Why write “spoiler alert” when there is nothing to spoil?
In lieu of an actual plot point to analyze, Entertainment Weekly offered a perhaps less-than-satisfying online poll: “Who do you think was killed last night on the season finale of ‘The Walking Dead?’ ” Imagine an equally infuriating cinematic parallel had the final minutes of “The Usual Suspects” been cut: Who do you think Keyser S?ze is?