That old proverb about teaching a man to fish had it all wrong.
Beaches Restaurant and Bar is offering a dinner for 20 to anyone who can get down the Columbia River and retrieve its Beaches Float Thru sign, which was whisked away sometime Wednesday.
The sign had been sticking out of the water near the riverside restaurant since it first opened over two decades ago, according to owner Mark Matthias.
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