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Check It Out: New book delights: Sloths, farts, chickens, pantsdrunk

By Jan Johnston
Published: July 8, 2018, 6:02am
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I hope everyone had a fun and safe Fourth of July. I live outside of the city limits, so our neighborhood was full of bangs and bursts of color, making for a very exuberant holiday. When I moved to Washington, one of the first things I was told is that summer doesn’t start until after July 4, so now I can say it’s officially summertime here in the Northwest. It may not last as long as the summers I remember from growing up in southern Nevada, but while summer is here, it certainly is glorious. Here’s to you, July and August!

Time for another preview of some recently published titles. I’m always on the lookout for books that have engaging content but may not have been picked up by the major review sources. Below you’ll find books about sloths, chickens, leisure-seeking Finns, and flatulence. Yes, flatulence. Well, I never promised you a rose garden, but I can promise that there’s never a dull moment when it comes to reading material.

“Does It Fart? The Definitive Guide to Animal Flatulence,” by Nick Caruso and Dani Rabaiotti.

I have to admit that I probably picked up this book because of my dad. Anything to do with passing gas tickled his funny bone, and it was hard not to be tickled as well because he had such an infectious laugh. So, a book about breaking wind was predetermined to land in my lap. The funny thing is, “Does It Fart?” manages to charm and inform at the same time. Illustrated by Ethan Kocak, humorous drawings accompany the authors’ serious investigation into animal flatulence. I know that cats and dogs can be real stinkers, but I had no idea that millipedes and herring toot as well. On the other hand (cheek?), sea cucumbers and octopuses do not, although an octopus does have a fartlike process when it propels water through its siphons. This is fascinating stuff, folks, so don’t hesitate a bit to add this to your summer reading list. And if you ever happen to be hanging out with a python, be forewarned that gas from a python has been described as “thick and meaty.” Eww.

“Life in the Sloth Lane: Slow Down and Smell the Hibiscus,” by Lucy Cooke.

A few years back I wrote about a book entitled “A Little Book of Sloth” by Lucy Cooke, and I said “If you need a reason to smile … please give this charmer a try.” Well, I feel the same way about Cooke’s second sloth book, “Life in the Sloth Lane.” Maybe because they always look like they’re smiling, sloth love is a real thing for me. I cannot look at a picture of a sloth without smiling right back, and in a world gone weird, such moments are most welcome. This book includes sloth factoids (“three-toed sloths have evolved their top two ribs into extra neck bones, so they can turn their head 270 degrees (and keep smiling), even when they are upside down”), adorable photographs and an abundance of advice and wise sayings from Aesop to the Beatles. Get your zen on by checking out this charming, soul-affirming treasure.

“My Chickens and I,” by Isabella Rossellini.

Isabella Rossellini, the daughter of actress Ingrid Bergman and director Roberto Rossellini, loves chickens. She loves them so much that she’s written a book, and if you’re a fan of Isabella or a fan of chickens — or both! — you need to read this perfectly fetching title. Part poultry guide, part love story, “My Chickens and I” captures the unexpected joys of caring for a bevy of spirited fowl. A fun surprise is the inclusion of hand-drawn illustrations by Rossellini, highlighting such things as chicken eyes (one eye can focus on a worm while the other eye focuses on a hawk flying above — which I think is called having a worm’s eye view and a bird’s eye view at the same time) and the importance of chicken diversity. Best of all, the reader gets to see Rossellini caring for and enjoying her brood, looking ever so much the part of a very contented chicken mom.

“Pantsdrunk (Kalsarikanni): The Finnish Path to Relaxation (Drinking at Home, Alone, in Your Underwear),” by Miska Rantanen.

First there was hygge, a Danish word associated with coziness and contentment. Then there was lagom, a Swedish word meaning “just right.” Now we have kalsarik?nni, a Finnish word that means drinking at home without pants on. Literally. Described on the back cover as “a delightful initiation into the mysteries of this intriguing Finnish method of self-care,” Miska Rantanen, a Finnish journalist and author, cleverly interprets kalsarik?nni as pantsdrunk and provides all the information needed for readers to practice and enjoy pantsdrunk at home. By the way, the point of pantsdrunk is to open a pathway to mindfulness, not to get stinking drunk while sitting around in your underwear. In fact, pantsdrunk doesn’t have to involve alcohol at all; you can relax in comfortable clothes with any beverage and achieve utter relaxation. You might be asking yourself, but why did this start in Finland? The author’s explanation says it all: “Pantsdrunk was doubtless developed during [the] somber, precipitation-heavy, mirthless seasons, when leaving the house is an insurmountable hurdle. In Finland, that means nine and a half months of the year.” Enough said.

Jan Johnston is the collection development coordinator for the Fort Vancouver Regional Library District. Email her at readingforfun@fvrl.org.

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