I appreciate many of the headlines in The Columbian. These headlines, in the past year or so, have given me much pleasure, often amusement, and always unconditional joy:
• Heritage, Skyview fit to be tied
• The FAANGs come out in new earnings reports
• Hope for a 180 on 360s (traffic circles)
• Oh N.O. — not again (loss to New Orleans)
• Rink on the skids (closure of ice rink)
• Large cap investment (mushroom industry)
• Take Christmas in stages (many entertainment offerings)
• Good night, night (light pollution)
• Sheep can recognize Baaaa-rack Obama
• How did River girls soccer beat Hockinson? Easley
• A Nested Interest (birdwatching)
• Oh deer! Rail overpass work delayed (herd of deer delay road work)
• Pipe Dream? (concrete sewer drain pipe made into housing)
• M’s leave Cleveland rockin’
• LeBroom: James, Cavs sweep up Raptors
The headline writers should be very pleased with themselves.