I am officially declaring my candidacy for the nonexistent position of Brush Prairie Dog Catcher. Obviously, as I traverse this vast area, I will require a special security detail to protect me. Though I have absolutely no possibility of succeeding in my quest to be elected, it is my intent to pass this cost onto the beleaguered, overtaxed residents of my beloved community.
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Letter: Security detail can be costly
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