Once, in high school, on Christmas break I ended up alone one night at the movies, and ever since then “Looking for Mr. Goodbar” has served as my working definition of least appropriate holiday picture ever.
Each generation deserves a new contender for that designation. Presto: “Uncut Gems,” opening Dec. 25, arrives just in time for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, you name it — it won’t quite fit it.
The latest nerve-shredder from Josh and Benny Safdie is worth seeing, even if it’s not their finest two hours, and even if half of any given audience will resent the hell out of it. Adam Sandler’s excellent. Even his fans would agree those words don’t apply to much of what he does for a living. Now and then he wanders away from terrible comedies to work with some of our most vital filmmakers: Paul Thomas Anderson in “Punch Drunk Love,” Noah Baumbach in “The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)” and now the Safdies, running a clammy, high-velocity sprint through one man’s risky business.
We’re in the diamond district of Manhattan. The year is 2012. Ratner (Sandler), a compulsive gambler whose entire existence is a six-way parlay in one way or another, feels his luck is about to change. Inside the guts of a large fish packed in ice, a precious raw black opal embedded in rock is making its way to Howard. He hopes to get $300,000 at auction for uncut stones of the title.