Who’s really to blame for this fine coronavirus mess? It would be easy to blame President Trump. You know, that boorish, incompetent, borderline illiterate, room temperature I.Q. snake oil pitchman. (Hey, snake oil is probably better than a bleach injection.)
His devoted followers had some fun three years ago when they poked a stick in the eye of the establishment and elected him. But now they’re finding out what it’s like to have a guy running the big show who is dumber than a bag of beans.
Oh, by the way, if I offended Donnie Two Scoops or any of his lemminglike worshipers … I was being sarcastic!!!! We all good now?
Yes, I know Trump is pretty much clueless but he’s really no more than a boil on the rear end of this massive jam all of humankind is in today. And we really don’t have a minute to spare to solve it. So let’s get started.
OK, so I just gave you the first hint on the problem with three words in the above paragraph. Massive. Jam. Humankind. Yep, we’re the problem. All 8 billion of us.