OK, enough is enough. I get it; America is hopelessly divided on cultural, religious and political bases. We’re never going to agree on gun control, birth control, contraception, voting rights, gay marriage and a host of other issues. There is only one solution. If you’re on the conservative side of those issues, please move to Texas, Arizona, Alabama, Florida, or one of the other restrictive states. If you are rabid about those things, please head immediately to Mississippi.
If you are on the other side, please move to New York, Washington, Vermont, or another liberal state. If you’re rabid on that side, go at once to California. If you’re a moderate or agnostic on those issues, I guess you should just duck and cover in place.
