Being a person of great resolve, I think I need my own personal, deeply insightful resolution about the Interstate 5 Bridge.
After all, everybody else is doing it. The Port of Vancouver commissioners approved one, calling for a bridge replacement. So did the Vancouver City Council. And now the Clark County Council is thinking about it. Apparently, we are, um, resolute about our bridges around here.
Not that such things come easy. In debating the language of the county’s bridge resolution and noting how details can change, Councilor Jeanne Stewart said, “I’m going to buy a hat for myself today, and in about three years or four years, if we don’t see mutation in whatever we thought was our best effort here, I’m going to eat that hat.”
I, for one, resolve to someday figure out what the heck that means. In the meantime, I resolve to present an iron-clad resolution for fixing the mess that is the Interstate 5 Bridge.