‘I think we have a problem,” Biff said, setting the bait.
“I know,” Bubba replied, like a salmon with a gaping maw. “Democrats now have control of the White House and both chambers of Congress.”
“And what is wrong with that?” Biff queried.
“Well, they are socialists, aren’t they? They’re going to want a higher minimum wage and want to raise taxes to pay for things and want to make health care accessible for everyone. It’s frightening.”
“Yeah, but Donald Trump supporters tried to overthrow the government.”
“And the Democrats are going to pay attention to racial justice and human rights instead of insisting that there are very fine people on both sides. I mean, if you can’t carry torches and invoke Nazi imagery without support from the president, what kind of America is this?”
“Yeah, but Trump supporters tried to overthrow the government,” Biff repeated.
“And can you believe that Democrats want higher taxes for rich people? Those rich people are the job creators. Why should Elon Musk pay higher taxes just because he has a net worth of $185 billion? I shudder to think about it.”
“Yeah, but Trump supporters tried to overthrow the government.”
“And Joe Biden will probably pay attention to the coronavirus pandemic. Doesn’t he know that it will magically disappear and he should go play golf? And he’ll probably work to slow climate change. How can we trust liberals?”